Character Group Therapy || IC Game

[Victoria Cri]

RULES: This is a game I got from one of my other sites. Here's the basic concept: first, the character above you posts a problem they have in their life. Like if Vickie's problem was - "I'm crazy. Wtf do I do." someone could say- "See a therapist!" Or something... Then you'd also post a problem of your own, to which the next person would respond...

Person A:

(solution to person above)

(Person A's problem)

Person B:

(solution to person A's problem)

(person B's problem)

Remember to answer in character, since that'll make things interesting. I'm pretty sure that
Victoria Cri will not have the same solution as Remy LeBeau!!

Ready to give it a try? Heeree we go~!

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solution
No problem for me to solve, Silly.

problem
Okay, I'm a little crazy. I'll admit it! I hear voices in my head and they take over sometimes. But they are so goddamned annoying! And they won't leave. Meds don't help, either. Believe me, I've tried. What is a girl like me to do?

[rogue]

Solution
Seriously coming from a girl who has had Ms. Marvel pull the exact same thing in her head, Ah have some advice. There is this guy named Professor X. He's really good about being able to get rid of things like that. Seriously. Ah feel ya, Sugah. Ain't a fun thing.

Problem
Okay... Ah got a list of problems... heres one. Ah have a 'mother' who can change shapes, tries to seduce mah boyfriend, or pose as him doing terrible things. What do ya do about a woman who keeps sticking her nose into my business... not to mention the whole likes to play on the evil side while Ah'm a hero. Drivin' me nuts yet the whole being my mother thing keeps me from doing the foot down Ah would on any other gal. Help?

[Alistair Price]

Solution
Some times family just sucks, and I speak from experience. If it were me I'd give 'er what for. Y'know, let the lady have a piece of your mind. If that doesn't work, I guess there's always Plan V for Violent. I know you hate to get rough with your blood, but love, some times that's exactly what it takes to set your loved ones straight. Stay strong.

Problem
So, I'll admit it has been a while since ol' Alistair had himself a steady lady-friend, but in my defense I have been kind of busy with my job and moonlighting as a superhero. Anyhow, there's this girl, real nice, but I've got at least ten years on her. So, is that just a little too "Rock the Cradle of Love"? What should I do?

-Basilisk

[norman]

Solution

Go for it my man. Take it from me. I've had many, many relationships with younger women. I've bedded Gwen Stacy and Lily Hollister. I made out with one of the She-Hulks. I totally would've had gotten with Moonstone if it weren't for Dark Reign ending so quickly. My relationships with these women have certainly made my life better and the age difference is far greater with them than with you and your girl. There is nothing wrong with loving a younger lady.

And, if anybody questions you, KILL THEIR FAMILIES AND MAKE THEM BEG FOR A MERCY THAT YOU WILL NOT GRANT!!! MWUHAHAHAHAH...

Solution

All my neighbours seem to be moving away from my neighbourhood for some reason. Can anybody help me understand why?

[remy]

SOLUTION

Increased mortgage rates in yo' area. Obviously.

PROBLEM

Does 'de law of "no means no" apply only t'women or somethin'? I believe I've been violated... Several times.

[Rachel Roth]

SOLUTION

Apparently not... though if you really minded, I assume you would do something exceedingly manly and testosterone charged to fix it.

PROBLEM

...I don't have any friends anymore...
...they all ditched me...

[rogue]

SOLUTION
Time to make some new ones? Ah mean, yea Ah'm not exactly best to say anything against runnin' off and ditch'n people, but Ah'm certain they may have had their reasons. Time ta at least try to make some news one's. Ah'll extend a hand... but Ah'm kinda new to the whole having female friends thing. An maybe not running about with a dark hood up all the time would help a lil... on the makin' new ones part.

PROBLEM
Ah have some major trust issues that Ah really need to get over. Anyone got any suggestions?